15 No-Fail Ways to Win at Weigh-In

Forget traditional diets and fad work-outs. They require hard work and dedication, sometimes even requiring discomfort, pain and fatigue. Here’s the perfect weight loss program for those of us who really kind of want to lose weight without all the effort. The good news is that all but a few of these suggestions are relatively painless. Think about it--we all carry unwanted pounds and ounces in places we don’t even think about. The key here is that every little bit counts. And here’s the best part of all: While these tips may not get you the bikini results other plans can deliver they will help you achieve your weight loss goals at your next Weight Watchers meeting! So come one, America--step on the scales! It’s weigh-in time!

1. Don’t eat or drink anything the day of your weigh-in.
2. Take off your shoes.
3. Remove jewelry.
4. Go to the bathroom.
5. Take a laxative if necessary.
6. Cut your hair.
7. Trim your nails.
8. Shave your legs.
9. Wax your eyebrows.
10. Clean out your ears.
11. Take care of toe jam.
12. Blow your nose.
13. De-lint your belly button.
14. Donate a kidney.
15. Hock a loogie.